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Killer Demotivational Poster


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


FROSTY - Good name for a cold hearted killer.


TAGS: frosty killer
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:42 am
Ah, yes... this old classic. I post it to my Facebook once every year.
mariand - March 9, 2013, 1:49 pm
ha...good one


OH WOW! - Where'd you get that totally killer tat?


TAGS: deer killer tat
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:08 am
Yes.
Nissta - December 12, 2011, 6:23 pm
I'm pretty sure I made her dad into burgers, her brother was just mince tho
fan4camping - December 11, 2011, 11:48 am
I had pondered something similar to that too, but kept it fitting the day's theme.
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 11:42 am
That's a bummer of a birthmark, Hal. (too obscure?)
Feasibly - December 11, 2011, 9:31 am
LOL!


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am
Perfection.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm
Loooook!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm
Shit - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm
LOL! great reference 5/5


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.


TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!


CEREAL KILLER - Take note kids, this is what a sugary breakfast will do to you




ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.




TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.




DESPITE WHAT WAS SEEN ON THE MOVIE -




SERIAL KILLERS - Sometimes, isn't it just...obvious?




EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist


TAGS: emo asian contract killer is non conformist
Rating: 3.64/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
that rifle would take his arm off at the elbow if it could fire
ramblerjw - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
lllico, not only that, but holding the butt stock in the fold of his elbow would make it hard to hit the side of a barn at more han 15 yards
Reason - February 18, 2010, 2:44 pm
I would have said, killing you then killing himself...hopefully
IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 12:10 pm
I wouldn't worry too much. With the bolt open, he can't aim and he can't shoot.


DEXTER - He's a GINGER right?




KILLER BUNNIES - The most horrifying things in life come from the most unlikely sources. To fear what was considered safe is true terror.


TAGS: killer bunnies fear terror
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

Sh8kes - October 16, 2012, 11:19 pm
bet that would keep the kids off "Dad's Chair"


KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.


TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


THIS IS BILLY -


TAGS: future serial killers of america
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Time enough to sleep when you die. Later Bone.
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:56 pm
Night all, time to get some sleep
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:34 pm
I've been working my brains out...so I took a little vacation. Now I'm really tired!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
Bone-tired?
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:10 pm
anywho...lifes been good but I'm beat to shat
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:09 pm
sorry I was doing my due diligence in submitting apparent nsfw posters
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 9:56 pm
Whats good Bone! Whats really good?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
evening bone. good night everyone! ;)
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm
Evening guys and gals
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
LOVE IT!!!!!


ORGANIC FRUIT -


TAGS: apple evil killer blood pesticides natural eyes
Rating: 3/5

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Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!


KILLERJO - scaring people since 2009. 01. 27.




DEXTER - When he wins, we all win.




THRIFTY -




ZOMBIE KILLERS - Don't leave home without your arsenal




annie96 -


TAGS: killer creepy boobs verification
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - May 13, 2015, 11:28 am
Absolutely BRILLIANT!! L L L L L
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 11:27 am

i think she's dead. it was the "intruder" replying on the texts. notice how it changed to capital letters and punctuation. boob shot for the proof. stupid david.
mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:02 am
Nice n creepy! Question: Was she setting him up so he would see her? OOOHHHhhhh I went there! Shame on me! Good one, RL! 5 goth lions! luv the slam at the bottom!
Oldsod - May 9, 2015, 2:44 pm
Only mildly creepy...
Reality Lord - May 9, 2015, 1:04 pm

YAY!!! someone made it to the end. good ole sho :)
Sho - May 9, 2015, 12:57 pm
5/f


when your coffee attacks, -


TAGS: monday blackcat killer coffee
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
LOL! True, true!
Silverheart - March 30, 2015, 6:07 pm

When your coffee is strong enough to fight back, then you KNOW it's just strong enough!


UH-OH! -


TAGS: epiphany doomed death serial killer
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:33 am
maybe she was "hiring" that barbarian to take care of the dirty work. easier to get away with it when you weren't there
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:30 am
Bring it. I've been shot before.. And arrow is fine. You gonna finish me off with a tomahawk?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:29 am
Not even an arrow?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:28 am
She's the goods here... there's no chance of a bullet heading my way.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:25 am
Still not as powerful as the firearms I posted.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:57 am
Careful Ag, she posted pictures of her learning to shoot a bow... unmatchable to the weapon that shot it, and silent
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:54 am
Atta girl... just be confused. Adorable.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:47 am
Ag- what?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:46 am
hey guys!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:45 am
Awwwwww.... you're gracious even in rejection.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:43 am
I would've like to see that. Haha this poster is good though.
5150monkeylove - November 27, 2010, 10:19 pm
I had planned to use this pic as a Claire roast for over a month. I just couldn't find the right words for it
5150monkeylove - November 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
Yep, she has tolerated me for almost 2 years and we are engaged. She was the motivation behind me getting back into Animal Control. @Culos, no worries, I got a pm about that naru/rose thing. Freak/s, you won't see that from us. She hardly logs in.
culos - November 23, 2010, 10:14 am
Just jerking, ignore previous comment...
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:59 am

Your comments lead me to believe that you are a legit two person couple.
5150monkeylove - November 23, 2010, 9:55 am
I wasnt around for that thing. so I am not sure, but we actually get along.
culos - November 23, 2010, 4:23 am
Not another Narurosebrittarded situation I trust?
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:29 pm
she may be back... who knows?
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:28 pm
sorry, I told her to make me a damn sammich
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:16 pm
and that one's crap too, but the third!! ah ha!! the third... is crap too, but the 4TH!! the 4th is damn near,... crap, but the 5th, the 5th, is where we get our true motivation..or is that the quart?, maybe the pint, I forget.
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:11 pm
All true. If say "It's crap", he works harder and comes up with a genius poster.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:09 pm
made ALL the difference...5L
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:09 pm
usually I just get the nod, but for some reason she really dived in to help
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:07 pm
she helped me change the title from EPIPHANY (said it was overused) and to Ecology professor from botany tutor. and changed field lab to study
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
;)
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
Ty Grey! Finally someone sees my work!
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:04 pm
Ouch.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
oh, and Autumn, nice poster
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
forum tab, log off far left
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:02 pm
obviously she has dyslexia... why else would she be with me? okey? wtf?
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:00 pm
Hi Grey *smooch*! I didn't know I was logged on. okey just read your comment to me. How do I log off?
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
oh, and she logged on to read this, you so SaWweeet....Hi Autumn
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
This one was a collaborative effort between Autumn and I. It would have been crap if it wasn't for her telling how she really felt. A big thank you to my better half.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

nice, dark and nice


SEE THAT SPARTAN? - He WAS a teamkiller...


TAGS: teamkiller
Rating: 2.05/5
Athios - October 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
w00t! Elites pwn u, Spartans!


CAT KILLER - Better than Chuck Norris


TAGS: cat killer1
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Nick

blowupnow - March 10, 2009, 11:08 pm
WTF- that's chuck norris in disguise
Overlord Douchebag - November 18, 2008, 11:31 pm
Overlord Douchebag is infinitely better than Chuck Norris.
Chuck.Norris - November 18, 2008, 11:29 pm
Nothing is better than Chuck Norris


LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS - there's a ladykiller about


TAGS: fritzl daughter ladykiller sexy funny
Rating: 1.29/5

More motifakes by allabouttactics

Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 11:03 pm
What's the worst thing about Austrian jokes?..... The timing, yeah that must be it.


BUT DADDDDDD -




ALLURE - IT CAN TURN SOME PEOPLE INTO SUPERMODELS AND SOME INTO SERIAL KILLERS




FELICIA "SNOOP" PEARSON - Quite possibly one of the most terrifying female villains to ever grace a television screen.


TAGS: wire killer character television woman
Rating: 4.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 4, 2012, 1:54 pm
Not "one of the best" the wire is the best live action show ever. David Simon is a genius. If you haven't seen "the corner" it's another must see.
SethMythrax - August 4, 2012, 12:16 pm
The Wire has to be one of the best TV Series ever made. For the longest time I thought Snoop was a dude due to her wicked ways in the show.....


SEA WORLD TRAINERS - NOM NOM NOM!!!


TAGS: killer whales nom sea world
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by DSATHeDRiZZLe

thatonechick - March 1, 2010, 2:29 pm
Additionally, I note your change of IP.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 1:55 pm
Money shot? How dare you make a sexual reference to these noble...and hungry creatures! lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:29 am
...and your posters.
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 5:28 pm
Jesus H Christ...Even I can tell a money shot when I see one.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 26, 2010, 5:06 pm
"Fluggen-kliggin-kien?"
MO - February 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Dolphin? Dolphin's safe!!
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:33 pm
Maybe she forgot the "safe word"?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:28 pm
Wait...She "loved whales"...the wahale that killed her was male and grabbed her and whipped her around by her pony tail...does that count as domestic abuse?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
OH OH!!! Let's start a petition to rename them Stealth Dolphins or something! lol
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:22 pm
Why do they call it a killer whale? Anyone? I don't know either since it's actually a dolphin. Ponder that one for a bit.
Kspace - February 25, 2010, 7:22 pm
ROFL! Too soon but TOO FUNNY
MrBlack - February 25, 2010, 7:18 pm
Apparently, people are surprised that a killer whale killed someone. Hello? Exactly what it says on the tin people.
MO - February 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Flippin amsome!! 5 scooby snacks from me!
RevPanik - February 25, 2010, 6:17 pm
Literally spit on my screen! 5L's
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 5:59 pm
YEs..I know I am going to hell for this so save your breath! lol


KATY MERCURY - Opening April 1st 2011, See Katy Perry as the late great Freddie Mercury in the shocking expose, "Killer Queen".




SAVE THE WHALES -


TAGS: whale killer planet
Rating: 2.44/5

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VayneKnot - March 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Thats a Shark Dumbass
Desolate1 - September 3, 2009, 10:14 pm
I know a lot and that is a fucking Shark.
HowardG - August 4, 2009, 4:48 pm
Tis a shark I believe, but what do I know


RESERVE -


TAGS: reserve killer forest murder
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

maoworks2 - March 15, 2012, 7:28 am
Very Good 5L


YOU SMELL PURDY -




SERIAL KILLERS - THEY ENJOY A DAY AT THE BEACH TOO.


TAGS: killer
Rating: 4.22/5

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Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 9:17 am

deliciously evil.


COUNTESS ELIZABETH BáTHORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.




THE GAME -




COMING SOON... -


TAGS: twisted movie poster day alphabet killer sesame street iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:17 am
I freeking love it!


VORLON PLANETARY REMOVAL SERVICE - When you absolutely have to have a solar system destroyed




REWRITING HISTORY - If only it were true. If only it was this easy.


TAGS: nasty nazi killers yay team
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:19 pm
I know 2 wrongs don't make a right, but when you're faced with 7 million wrongs...
fred - July 5, 2010, 9:38 am
I guess morals are for other people.
Derek - July 3, 2010, 2:29 am
Quite right, the real stuff in amazing enough


STOP BULLYING NOW - Because they take that haircut serious.




C'MON YE SISSIES - Pick him up! He looks legit!


TAGS: hitchhiker axe serial killer
Rating: 2.9/5

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MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:26 am
Wouldn't know. 'Sides, it's hard te wield an axe in a confined space like a care.
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:11 am
I'm too lazy too look it up...but it's been done.


LIBRARIAN KILLER - Having killer her natural enemy, she adds another trophy to her chain.


TAGS: librarian killer books meh
Rating: 2.63/5

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phydeaux - January 5, 2010, 7:51 pm
See...when no one takes me to task for my own spelling issues...I miss them as well...sheesh...


SEA WORLD TRAINERS - Who woulda thunk it... they taste like chicken too!




SICKARTIST -


TAGS: schooling clowns serial killer clown smart funny
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

TheTrashHeap - June 5, 2010, 10:17 am
Funny Shit Aggy! 5L
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:22 am
I like pushing the envelope occasionally. It's fun to make people too uncomfortable to laugh at something they know is funny.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:20 am
Hey, I ain't about to judge you.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:13 am
The clown or the girl?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:11 am
And you're still dating?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:10 am
When I came across this picture, it took me a minute before the overwhelming joy subsided enough for me to wipe the open-mouth smile off my face. It was love at first sight.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:04 am
Thankyouverymuch.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO!!!! Dark, very Dark.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:00 am
It's not a working model.... just a reminder to the "tenant" that her life is a prison.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Well, 'Thaks' right back at ya'.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:57 am
Thaks, Ice... I was aiming high.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:57 am
That doesn't explain the retarded girl in the chair....but OK.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:57 am
LMAO!
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:55 am
That's an old pic. Sick has a few miles on him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Why is she strapped to a 1950's style electric chair?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:52 am
That's just not right. x5


SEASON GREETINGS - Good tiding we bring to you and your KIN! We wish you a Merry Christmas And a happy NEW YEAR


TAGS: santa killer gunmen
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:34 am
Please Lord don't let this be my highest rated MOTIFAKE...please Lord, and didn't let anyone who loves and respects me find out this is what i do with my spare time, keep letting them think i download Hentai and gay midget porn all day.


CERTAINTY -


TAGS: crazy cereal killer day insane
Rating: 3.36/5

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agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 8:55 pm
He wears a baseball cap as a disguise. Love it! 5L
GreyScorpion - November 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
still gets 5L for the Trix rabbit out of the hat slant
GreyScorpion - November 23, 2009, 2:50 pm
AUGH! You're burning a KY Derby winner hat!! Here in Bluegrass Country, that's sacrilegious!! We shoot our hats looking for rabbits, that gives em better ventilation for summer.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
5 Obscure poodles. Damn rabbit.


A.T.M.'S : PROOF THAT THE BANKING INDUSTRY IS EVIL -




KILLER WHALES - They never hunt alone !




SEAN’S CAT -


TAGS: sean s cat canadian killer
Rating: 3.06/5

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BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 12:26 pm
Bad kitty, bad, bad, bad!!!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:12 am
Such a great picture of Mister Figglesworth. Ahhhhhh.
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 9:11 am
nice


CONSPIRACY - How the hell do you do that without the cheat codes? Damn, this Adolph guy was good.


TAGS: dremagnum jew killer
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

DreMagnum - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Sorry rerun, made me lol when i saw the pic, made a quick, shitty poster about it. Shit happens.
rerun - March 31, 2010, 8:06 pm

then you should have never submitted it
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:31 am
I just found someone using this for an anti semitic post on a forum, sorry for all the Jewish people out there, didn't mean for it to be used like that.
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 11:27 am
Wow, thought this one would have done better
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 1:20 am
Nite, Bone.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 1:13 am
Well, my caffeine buzz is gone so I'm off to bed...night all
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 1:02 am
g'night
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 1:01 am
good night young man
Zed - December 10, 2009, 12:48 am
Adios Dre.
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:47 am
Night
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:46 am
So i have to get up in 6 and a half hours, it might be night time. night ya'll
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:44 am
sorry, Dre.
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:44 am
cute redhead
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:44 am
lol, thats my girlfriend
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:44 am
Well, you just did say you were going to think of Canada as a chick, after making certain gay comments.
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:43 am
Sorry for being all "Narutarded" on you
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:42 am
And creepiness complete. I can hear the sounds in the background...
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:41 am
Im going to think you are a chick now Canada
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:38 am
Um.....no?
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:38 am
whooops! that wasnt for me lol
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:37 am
You rang?!?
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:33 am
get back here big boy
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:31 am
*Slowly walks away from conversation*
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 12:30 am
LMAO!....at everything!
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:29 am
Ill swing it anyway you want me to
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:29 am
Didn't know you swung that way Dre...
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 12:28 am
aww give me some love Random
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:27 am
May not like the pic, but I love the caption.


COMMUNICATION SKILLS - A good conversation starter: "What's your favorite color?" A good conversation killer: "What's your favorite color...person?"




Fierce Creatures -


TAGS: killer bunnies medieval myths monty python satire rabbit of caerbannog
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:32 am
5L but...Monty Python's version was funnier...just sayin',teehee.
Silverheart - October 1, 2013, 12:45 am

That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bone5!
lgvernon - September 30, 2013, 10:05 pm

I think that's why we eat them, now. REVENGE!~5LLLLLs


having a killer wiener -


TAGS: killer wienerdog commando humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - November 29, 2013, 1:45 pm

Dirty??? I had no idea this could possibly be construed as...ah, nevermind...
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:03 am
Okay I confess. I don't have a clean side. I blame my lack of ethics, morals and any type of filtration system in my brain for that.
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:00 am
And the dirty side of me is still laughing...thanks for the 5L giggle Miss lg.


Alcohol Kills Slowly -


TAGS: drinking booze killer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Whoflungdung74 - December 14, 2013, 8:44 am
Would that be a large one or small one MissP?
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 1:02 pm
You Got It, Captain All Around.
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:05 pm
Okay as long as by the 5th you're buying!
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:04 pm
Have one on me, literally Mr. Gary
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:25 am
I'll Second That.
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 10:41 pm
Got that right, Missy


Men -


TAGS: married men in laws killer bees
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 29, 2013, 9:59 pm
Bees cannot hold a candle anywhere near my fear of clowns and spiders. Wasps, on the other hand, scary as h#ll!
chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 3:29 pm
My second worst nightmare, covered in bees! First is attacked by wasps. But having said that, that's a pretty manly looking beeard :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 28, 2013, 2:31 am
I feel like, though, I'm always standing on ceremony. I've tried saying, "Jesus H. Christhrist! We gotta go." I'm told it's not good manners; I must at least also say "thank you" before I depart.
GaryO - November 27, 2013, 11:36 pm
I do understand that one, yet I still find it easier to leave their place than mine.


Ladykiller -




GOOD NEWS -




IN THE TRUNK... - damn, caught red handed. again. next they'll find the wife...what's left




HEARTS AND MINDS -


TAGS: the killers are not they who fight it is they who make war
Rating: 3.61/5

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mooooooooooooo - June 1, 2009, 3:36 pm
5 Lions for realism.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 11:17 pm
Excellent.


MARRIAGE IN THREE STEPS - 1. This isn't going to be that bad 2. Dear Christ, why did I do that? 3. Somebody kill me


TAGS: hardcore painkillers apply to all situations
Rating: 3.27/5

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CANADA - September 23, 2009, 10:30 pm
I broke both wrists when I used to race moto-X. i would break my leg agian over that anytime!
_dog - September 23, 2009, 6:45 pm
Ha. LDude enjoy step #1, cause you never know when you'll step in #2. And why would I pick it up after carefully putting it on your lawn? 8D
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:32 pm
"You know who the hell I am?"
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 5:24 pm
Number 2 makes you laugh? Typical...space or not a dog is a dog...you don't have to pick up your number 2 with a baggy do you? DO YOU? I thought not!
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 4:44 pm
Nice work MrRandom. Number 2 really makes me laugh. 5L.
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 3:31 pm
And thanks to Spacedog for providing most of the pic in the fodder thread
lulz - September 23, 2009, 3:30 pm
solid gold!


GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. - Cops kill people.




FOX NEWS ALERT - I'm outraged that liberals put these murder simulators into the hands of our children, creating millions of killers.




BREAKING NEWS! - Remake of "The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" coming




A GOOD ASSASSIN - Can Fashion A Weapon From Nearly Anything




Bottom Shelf -


TAGS: splendid drugs medicine back painkiller
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 18, 2015, 2:33 am
Excellent observation A 5er


dedication -




ACME SOLUTIONS -


TAGS: orca killer whale sunk coyote
Rating: 4.9/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2015, 12:13 pm
Could've just hollowed out a real whale...
GaryO - June 8, 2015, 3:47 am
Serious? That little dying dink town? Where'd they get that kinda money?
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2015, 12:59 am
No, Astoria. I was just there.
GaryO - June 7, 2015, 11:38 pm
Gotta be Newport


UNBALANCED -


TAGS: gacy clown killer horror
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 7:06 pm

The irony in this poster being, of course, that he didn't~~get away.
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 6:40 pm
Was thinking he was killed by another inmate, wiki'd his name. Was in error. Worth reading. Sort of explains why it is said, guns don't kill people. And yes, I know he didn't ever use a gun, but the point then remains even more valid.
Preacher Man - October 20, 2014, 4:59 pm
Creepy coincidence, I was just reading 'Killer Clown' by Terry Sullivan, and read that very quote last night. 5 scary lions for you.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 2:16 pm

Yessir, he was. He also said that all they should be able to get him for was 'operating a funeral parlor without a license."
JesusWept - October 20, 2014, 2:10 pm
Wasn't Gacy executed?


LOVE, DEXTER -




DRUM MAGAZINE - The Magazine Preferred By All The Deranged Mass Shooters In America


TAGS: shooters killers murderers guns bullets
Rating: 2.33/5

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Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:20 pm
Cause people don't kill people, its the drum magazines.


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